“Be There in 10”
First said by Jess in 2018 while she was still in the shower. It has since become the group’s official unit of unreliable time. One Jess Ten ≈ 35–50 actual minutes.
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37
towel-war returns
4 years
of recurring lore
35–50 min
one Jess Ten
0
raw messages shown
The timeline
2018 · A new unit of time
In this fictional canon, “Be There in 10” becomes the group's official unit of unreliable time: one Jess Ten equals roughly 35–50 actual minutes.
Four years · The towels remain contested
The decorative-towel question returns 37 times. Factions form. Nobody changes sides.
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The Decorative Towel War
What began as a disagreement over whether decorative towels are allowed to be used has resurfaced 37 times across four years. There are factions. Nobody has changed sides.
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